Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.” Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate. “It seems that it’s… Continue reading Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”
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Caitlin Clark SUGAR DADDY appeared! Musk has offered Clark a $10 million endorsement deal, publicly declaring, “I support you, Caitlin Clark”
In a stunning turn of events that has set the sports and business worlds abuzz, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has publicly declared his support for Caitlin Clark, the standout Iowa Hawkeyes basketball star, by offering her a $10 million endorsement deal. The announcement has not only captured headlines but has also ignited conversations about the… Continue reading Caitlin Clark SUGAR DADDY appeared! Musk has offered Clark a $10 million endorsement deal, publicly declaring, “I support you, Caitlin Clark”
Shaq Kicks George Clooney Out Of His Restaurant And Bans Him For Life, “Leave Your Progressivism Outside”
In a surprising and dramatic turn of events, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly expelled actor George Clooney from his restaurant and imposed a lifetime ban, citing a disagreement over “progressivism.” The incident, which has captured widespread media attention, reflects a clash of ideologies that has escalated into a public feud. The conflict began when… Continue reading Shaq Kicks George Clooney Out Of His Restaurant And Bans Him For Life, “Leave Your Progressivism Outside”
Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Admits $1 Billion Loss After Embracing Woke Policies: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again”
In a shocking ɾevelation that has sent treмors thɾough the fasT-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmanи has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billιon loss after what he descɾiƄed as Their ill-fated foray into “woke” pσlitics. The confession, ma∂e dᴜring a hastily orgaиized press coиference outside the company’s Cantoи, MassachusetTs headquarters,… Continue reading Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Admits $1 Billion Loss After Embracing Woke Policies: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again”
ABC Removes Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, Calling Them a “Disgrace to Their Profession”
In a move that shocked exactly zero people on Twitter but left the world of broadcast journalism reeling, ABC News has reportedly fired debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis following their controversial performance during Tuesday night’s presidential debate. The network’s statement, released late Wednesday, didn’t mince words: “David Muir and Linsey Davis are a… Continue reading ABC Removes Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, Calling Them a “Disgrace to Their Profession”
ABC Loses 5 Major Advertisers Following Debate, Resulting in a $27 Million Loss: “We Won’t Host Any Debates in the Future”
In a plot twist that could only happen in 2024, ABC has officially lost five major advertisers following the fallout from its controversial handling of the latest presidential debate. The network, known for its polished news broadcasts and long-standing tradition of hosting political events, has now been hit where it hurts most: its wallet. The… Continue reading ABC Loses 5 Major Advertisers Following Debate, Resulting in a $27 Million Loss: “We Won’t Host Any Debates in the Future”
NBC Comcast Pulls ABC Off Air Following Historic Debate: “They Owe the American People an Apology”
In an unprecedented and downright bizarre twist in the ongoing media wars, NBC Comcast has taken ABC off the air, declaring that the rival network “owes the American people an apology.” While corporate feuds are nothing new in the media landscape, this latest clash has raised eyebrows for its boldness—and for what seems to be… Continue reading NBC Comcast Pulls ABC Off Air Following Historic Debate: “They Owe the American People an Apology”
Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Pull the Plug on Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They’ve Lost All Credibility”
In a dramatic twist that has left ABC executives scrambling and conservative audiences nodding in collective agreement, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated “non-woke” show with ABC. The reason? According to the duo, ABC’s handling of the recent Trump-Harris debate, and the subsequent backlash, was the final straw in what… Continue reading Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Pull the Plug on Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They’ve Lost All Credibility”
Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
In a surprising announcement, beloved actor and musician Jack Black revealed he is leaving the United States due to a perceived lack of respect.
Taylor Swift Loses $125 Million in Brand Deals Following Major Endorsement Decision
In what can only be described as a seismic shift in the world of pop culture and product placements, Taylor Swift, America’s sweetheart-turned-political commentator, has reportedly lost brand deals worth a staggering $125 million. The reason? Her latest “big endorsement,” which seemed to hit all the wrong notes with some of her biggest sponsors.