ABC’s CEO Reveals: “It’s Finally Time for Us to Cancel the Worst Show on TV, ABC’s ‘The View’!”

With ABC officially moving on from the show that once defined its daytime lineup, the future is wide open for both the network and its soon-to-be-former hosts. Whether The View will be remembered fondly or as a relic of a more divisive time in television history remains to be seen.

But one thing is certain: ABC is ready to turn the page, and The View is finally, officially, canceled.

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